Oliver Hansen » Humor http://blog.oliverhansen.com A techie's not-so-technical weblog Sun, 27 Nov 2011 23:37:11 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Idiot or Maniac? http://blog.oliverhansen.com/index.php/2011/02/02/idiot-or-maniac/ http://blog.oliverhansen.com/index.php/2011/02/02/idiot-or-maniac/#comments Wed, 02 Feb 2011 16:21:41 +0000 Oliver http://blog.oliverhansen.com/?p=687 Here’s a good quote I got this morning from my World of Quotes Quote a day email list.

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. ~Ronnie Corbett~

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Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
~Ronnie Corbett~

]]> http://blog.oliverhansen.com/index.php/2011/02/02/idiot-or-maniac/feed/ Proof Ghandi Was Human http://blog.oliverhansen.com/index.php/2008/01/03/proof-ghandi-was-human/ http://blog.oliverhansen.com/index.php/2008/01/03/proof-ghandi-was-human/#comments Thu, 03 Jan 2008 21:45:51 +0000 Oliver http://blog.oliverhansen.com/index.php/2008/01/03/proof-ghandi-was-human/ There really is much more proof than this but I just found this so hilarious in the context I read it. This is from a chapter in the book where Ghandi is exposing himself to more religions than his own. A Christian friend gives him a Bible to read and he has some difficulty getting [...]]]> There really is much more proof than this but I just found this so hilarious in the context I read it. This is from a chapter in the book where Ghandi is exposing himself to more religions than his own. A Christian friend gives him a Bible to read and he has some difficulty getting through the Old Testament. I find it so funny because I remember feeling the same way about some of the first books of the Old Testament.

From Ghandi An Autobiography: The Story of My Experiments With Truth p.68

I read the book of Genesis, and the chapters that followed invariably sent me to sleep. But just for the sake of being able to say I had read it, I plodded through the other books with much difficulty and without the least interest or understanding. I disliked reading the book of Numbers.

]]> http://blog.oliverhansen.com/index.php/2008/01/03/proof-ghandi-was-human/feed/ Martial Arts Tryout Bloopers http://blog.oliverhansen.com/index.php/2007/12/22/martial-arts-tryout-bloopers/ http://blog.oliverhansen.com/index.php/2007/12/22/martial-arts-tryout-bloopers/#comments Sat, 22 Dec 2007 07:56:14 +0000 Oliver http://blog.oliverhansen.com/index.php/2007/12/22/martial-arts-tryout-bloopers/ If you can watch this without laughing…. there’s something wrong.

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]]> http://blog.oliverhansen.com/index.php/2007/12/22/martial-arts-tryout-bloopers/feed/ Women’s Responses and Their True Meaning http://blog.oliverhansen.com/index.php/2007/08/11/womens-responses-and-their-true-meaning/ http://blog.oliverhansen.com/index.php/2007/08/11/womens-responses-and-their-true-meaning/#comments Sat, 11 Aug 2007 19:09:33 +0000 Oliver http://blog.oliverhansen.com/index.php/2007/08/11/womens-responses-and-their-true-meaning/ I think this covers the most common responses women give to us guys and what they usually mean.

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]]> http://blog.oliverhansen.com/index.php/2007/08/11/womens-responses-and-their-true-meaning/feed/ My Quote of The Day http://blog.oliverhansen.com/index.php/2007/04/03/my-quote-of-the-day/ http://blog.oliverhansen.com/index.php/2007/04/03/my-quote-of-the-day/#comments Wed, 04 Apr 2007 05:49:36 +0000 Oliver http://blog.oliverhansen.com/index.php/2007/04/03/my-quote-of-the-day/ I subscribe to Quote of The Day at worldofquotes.com and today’s was just too good. Maybe because I’m in the mood for it these days:

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best. ~Kin Hubbard~

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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
~Kin Hubbard~

]]> http://blog.oliverhansen.com/index.php/2007/04/03/my-quote-of-the-day/feed/ Penguin Gets Fresh Fish For Japanese Family Each Morning http://blog.oliverhansen.com/index.php/2007/03/28/penguin-gets-fresh-fish-for-japanese-family-each-morning/ http://blog.oliverhansen.com/index.php/2007/03/28/penguin-gets-fresh-fish-for-japanese-family-each-morning/#comments Wed, 28 Mar 2007 19:58:42 +0000 Oliver http://blog.oliverhansen.com/index.php/2007/03/28/penguin-gets-fresh-fish-for-japanese-family-each-morning/ So I remember seeing this on tv several years ago. I thought the version I saw was narrated in English but this one is just Japanese Chinese. I would love to have a pet penguin myself!! And I love the penguin backpack.

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]]> http://blog.oliverhansen.com/index.php/2007/03/28/penguin-gets-fresh-fish-for-japanese-family-each-morning/feed/ Having Fun With School Exams http://blog.oliverhansen.com/index.php/2007/03/08/having-fun-with-school-exams/ http://blog.oliverhansen.com/index.php/2007/03/08/having-fun-with-school-exams/#comments Thu, 08 Mar 2007 23:22:45 +0000 Oliver http://blog.oliverhansen.com/index.php/2007/03/08/having-fun-with-school-exams/ Wish I had been creative enough for some of these answers. http://amix.dk/blog/viewEntry/19097

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http://amix.dk/blog/viewEntry/19097

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