{"id":5,"date":"2006-12-29T17:43:12","date_gmt":"2006-12-30T01:43:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.oliverhansen.com\/index.php\/2006\/12\/29\/my-new-toilet-seat-cover\/"},"modified":"2006-12-31T18:04:00","modified_gmt":"2007-01-01T02:04:00","slug":"my-new-toilet-seat-cover","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.oliverhansen.com\/index.php\/2006\/12\/29\/my-new-toilet-seat-cover\/","title":{"rendered":"My New Toilet Seat Cover"},"content":{"rendered":"

I just thought I would share my awesome new toilet seat cover. I\u2019ve just
\nmoved into a new apartment so I\u2019m slowly getting things together. I
\ndidn\u2019t plan on getting a cover as it\u2019s normally not something I
\nconsider necessary but this was something that I saw and at once knew
\nit was too<\/em> perfect not<\/em> to get! Think about it \u2014 it\u2019s a Pooh for when you\u2019re gonna take a poo! As I said\u2026 perfect! And it was only 99 cents.\"Pooh<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I just thought I would share my awesome new toilet seat cover. I\u2019ve just
\nmoved into a new apartment so I\u2019m slowly getting things together. I
\ndidn\u2019t plan on getting a cover as it\u2019s normally not something I
\nconsider necessary but this was something that I saw and at once knew
\nit was too perfect not to get! Think […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.oliverhansen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.oliverhansen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.oliverhansen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.oliverhansen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.oliverhansen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.oliverhansen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.oliverhansen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.oliverhansen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.oliverhansen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}